Bus Strike

Today the main bus provider in Auckland went on strike, and lucky people like me who rely on their fine services were stuck without a way of getting to work. Fortunately Gawy was on hand to offer this excellent piece of advice. Where would anyone be without him? And why wasn't Ferdinand around to help make him feel like a complete retard?

Me: I am going to grab a train into town. Haven't quite worked out how the hell I am getting home from there, but I can think about that this afternoon. Any realistic suggestions?
Gawy: UNICYCLE!
Gawy: or how bout balloon winnie the pooh styles
Gawy: i can just see you ballon in one hand jar of honey in the other floating up from downtown up queen street