Thursday, June 30, 2005

Gawy's Priceless Beaver

I don't think this even needs a caption...


Sunday, June 26, 2005

Best of the Hoff June Edition

I love The Hoff. The Hoff rocks my world. Go The Hoff.












And my personal favourite, Schapelle Corby x The Hoff



[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Hoff:][:Photoshop:][:Schapelle:][:Schapelle Corby:][:Australia:]

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Summary of Yesterday's Emailings...

FGL is gay and proud - his vomit hates Teh Bolt’s vomit (in a unoriginal kind of way) and is also filled with P.

Teh Bolt is a dirty girl (and proud) - her vomit hates FGL’s vomit

Teh Hoff/Wonderhoff has a weak stomach and vomits a lot - Her vomit mixes well with everyone’s.

v_k is a lardarse on stand by - his vomit is drug tested but comes up clean.

The Artist Formerly Known As Wellington Gurl is a sweetie and doesn’t vomit - she just stands by and watches everyone else vomit

And Gawy’s vomit is filled with ‘kumara’ - he then rolls in the pile of vomit and acts all dodgy.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The Ultimate Deal on Disposable Chopsticks

Goat People Anonymous, Teh Hoff and Trademe proudly present, the World's Most Expensive Disposable Chopsticks...



Michael Jackson's Album Re-Released!

***BREAKING NEWS***
Michael Jackson has just announced that his chart breaking album BAD will be re-released! And just to keep his hordes of screaming fans happy, his label has redone the cover with a more modern theme...


Monday, June 20, 2005

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Ugh, why do I keep doing these?

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go




FGL the PeckerMint Sucker

Due to a certain FGL's over-inflated ego, this post is intended to put off all those hopeful women (as seen @ Not For Sale) by revealing the true nature of FGL's s3xuality....
FGL The Peckermint Man

Gawy's Favourite Snack - Fairy Bread

Teh Bolt presents Gawy's favourite food, Fairy Bread. Being the big fairy that Gawy is, it really isn't surprising that Fairy Bread is Gawy's favourite food. Although I often wonder if his reasons for liking it are a touch Michael Jackson-esque...



Saturday, June 18, 2005

Welcome to the World of Mankini

Due to Gawy's outstanding popularity when dressed in his Mankini, he allowed us to photograph him in his latest mankini purchase while washing his car this saturday morning...



Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Doug Howlett of the Auckland Blues/All Blacks

The Scottish Import finally hooks up with Doug "Dougie-Girl" Howlett of the infamous Auckland Blues Super 12 Team


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Michael Jackson Trial x Tui Ads

Goat People Anonymous proudly present, The Michael Jackson Trial Verdict x Tui Beer Ads...


Michael Jackson Verdict...

And the verdict is in! Michael Jackson is officially NOT GUILTY! What a big surprise! He is not guilty on all charges, including lewd acts on children, giving the jesus juice to kiddies or seducing them using the evil drug WINE... Go Michael!



Sunday, June 12, 2005

Not For Sale

If you haven't visited FGL's blog yet, now is a great time to do so. He's now purchased notforsale.co.nz and migrated his blog from Blogger to Wordpress. There's not heaps up there yet, but I'm certain there will be plenty more entertaining randomness to come! For anyone unfamiliar with FGL, here is his pic (you've probably already seen it on NZDating, I mean how HOT can you get!?)


The Wrong Hole

Not that my orientation would allow me to make this error but....
(BTW make your own @ Tui's website)


Friday, June 10, 2005

DIY Puma Shirt




Wednesday, June 08, 2005

New Pudding Line

The Bolt proudly brings you her new Pudding selection, Aunt Rebecca's...



v_k x Uncle Ben's

Although I am posting these against my better judgement, our good friend Wellington Gurl has crafted these fine "v_k x Uncle Ben's" collaboration pix... I go great with "wheat cakes", go me!!! (WTF are wheat cakes?)




Sunday, June 05, 2005

More Schapelle Schenanigans

More Schapelle-isms I received via email this week...





Saturday, June 04, 2005

Gawy Gallery Queens Birthday Edition feat. Schapelle Corby

This special Queens Birthday Weekend Gawy Gallery is once again brought to you by Wellington Gurl...

Gawy "Schapelle" Corby in remand awaiting verdict.


Gawy escorting Schapelle away to serve her 20 year sentence for smuggling 4kg of weed, dumb a$$ biatch.


Gawy's disappointing early retirement from this year's Lions Tour of New Zealand


Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Gawy Gallery Advance ft. The Hoff

Gawy - The Early Years


Gawy x Belly Dancing Comp


The Hoff x Wonder Woman


Gawy, the Buxom Blonde