Gud Speeling Awardes Aprill 2k5

I came across a seller on Trademe this morning and am now feeling suitably "dumbed down" after being subjected to far too many auctions with the world's worst spelling and grammar. Now that my brain is starting to piece itself back together, I felt it necessary to share this retards auctions with the world... I'm highly suspicious that this Trademe seller is in fact Gawy operating covertly.