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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no
legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the
poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked
on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked
on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever
been fucked?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"