Schni Schna Schnappi Lyrics

As a friend was kind enough to dump a full album and music video of this tragic piece of work into a my folder on a shared drive, I thought I would do him a favour and provide him with the translated english lyrics to his new favourite song, as well as this fabulous pic...
On this topic, I would be very keen to hear from anyone who can explain how the FCUK this song ended up at #2 on the New Zealand top 40 Singles....

I am Schnappi the small crocodile,
come from Egypt am located directly at the Nile.
First I lay in an egg, then schni schna snatched myself I freely.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
have sharp teeth and of it completely beautifully much.
I snatch yourself which I snatch can, snatch too because I so well can.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnappi
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
I snatch gladly that is my favourite play.
I creep to the mummy ran, and show it as I to snatch can!
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnappi
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
and from snatching there war I not too much.
I bite the Papi briefly in the leg, and then, then I fall asleep simply.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

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