Things I Have Learnt Today
The NZ Herald news has taught me a lot today.
- The first thing that the news has taught me, is not to jump 18 metres into freezing cold water whilst heinously drunk.
- The second thing that the news has taught me today, is that viewing pr0n at work at work's request is still not a good idea.
- The third thing that that I learnt from the news is that all humans are bastards.
- The fourth thing the news taught me, is that the NZ Police are as retarded as Gawy.
- The final thing I learnt from the news today, is that I'm not the only one who suffered from random memory loss last weekend...
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