Tuesday, May 31, 2005

OMGWTFLAF

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative


88%

Existentialist


69%

Postmodernist


69%

Romanticist


63%

Materialist


56%

Idealist


56%

Modernist


44%

Fundamentalist


44%

What is Your World View? (updated)
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Raspberry Coke - Teh Review

Well the much anticipated Raspberry Coke was released yesterday, and I finally got around to purchasing a bottle of it this morning. After all the hype generated by Trademe on this I have been eagerly waiting for the release. I have sampled both though not much of the diet flavour, which tastes foul at first but has a relatively nice aftertaste when compared with normal diet coke.

The regular Raspberry Coke is rather pleasant. It is nowhere near as sweet as I expected, like vanilla coke is. The raspberry flavour is quite subtle, as if a small shot of raspberry cordial has been added (as is often done in Auckland cafes), unlike the now dead Cherry Coke which really tasted nothing like Coke or Cherries (despite this it was delicious, COKE YOU FARKERS BRING IT BACK NOW!!!). I personally can't stand raspberry soft drinks so this was all a nice surprise for me. I also imagine that this Raspberry Coke would go excellently with a shot of Raspberry Absolut Vodka, for a bit of extra Raspberriness.

I would recommend that anyone who is a fan of coke/vanilla coke/cherry coke give it a go. I also think it could be useful for covering up nasty flavours, making it a drink spiker's dream come true.



Sunday, May 29, 2005

Gawy Gallery Mini

Slide Gawy Slide!
Gawy Slides

Gawy in A Bathing Ape's hottest new outfit
BAPE x Gawy

Gawy's First Broadway Appearance
Gawy the Devil

Schnappi Lyrics - v_k's Svenska Upplaga II

Hängivet till alla de nya visitorsna från Sverige....

Schnappi den små krokodilen

Jag är Schnappi den små krokodilen,

kommet från Egypten am som lokaliseras direkt på Nilen.
Först lägger jag i ett ägg, då snappade sig schnischnaen myself I fritt.
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappibrottstycke
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappibrottstycke

I är Schnappi den små krokodilen,
ha skarpa tänder och av den fullständigt beautifully mycket.
Jag snappar mig yourself vilket jag snappar kan, brottstycket för därför att mig så väl canen.
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappischnappi
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappibrottstycke

I är Schnappi den små krokodilen,
Jag snappar gärna som är min favorit- lek.
Jag kryper till mamman körde och visar den, som I för att snappa kan!
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappischnappi
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappibrottstycke

I är Schnappi den små krokodilen,
och från att snappa där kriga I inte för mycket.
Jag biter Papien kort i lägga benen på ryggen, och därefter, därefter I-nedgången sovande enkelt.

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schnappischnappibrottstycke
schnischnaschnappi
schnappischnappibrottstycke
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Schapelle x Schnappi x Schapelle's Fat Budz

Schapelle with her good friend Schnappi sharing a fat joint before her trip to Bali with the other 4kg of her stash...

schnappi x schapelle


Schapelle X Schnappi

Goat People Anonymous are proud to present the long awaited collaboration Schapelle X Schnappi!







Saturday, May 28, 2005

Gawy Gallery Weekender

A few more intimate moments with Gawy, once again brought to you by Wellington Girl...

Gawy, Warrior Princess



Gawy x FGL @ a recent costume party


FGL's recent wedding "trailer styles" featuring Gawy


Friday, May 27, 2005

Personality Defect Test






Schoolyard Bully
You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size!


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Bitch-Slap, the Capitalist Pig, and the Class Clown.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 3% on Rationality





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You scored higher than 86% on Extroversion





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You scored higher than 68% on Brutality





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Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid


Mega Gawy Gallery Bonus Edition

Thanks to Wellington Girl, we have even more of Gawy for you to assist with your friday blues...

Team Gawy are out to save the planet!
Gawy

Candid shot of Gawy after his boyfriend left him
Gawy

Gawy finally gets busted for his evil life of crime
Gawy

Gawy x FGL collaboration
Gawy

The Mighty Crusaders

With the finals of the Super 12 nearly upon us, I wasn't too surprised to receive this fabulous pic this morning...



Crazy Frog - the next Schnappi

After the hideous popularity of the vile Schnappi, it appears that the next big thing is the Crazy Frog song - an insidious remix of a mobile phone ringtone that is apparently driving everyone insane in Europe. The remix is the theme song from Beverly Hills cop mixed into the Crazy Frog tone. Apparently this ringtone has been downloaded millions of times, and its doing everyone's heads in already, mainly thanks to a rather aggressive marketing campaign. I will be sourcing the ringtone and will host it for all you lucky people to use it however you like...

The iHoff Revolution

Apple brings you their latest product, the iHoff!



Thursday, May 26, 2005

Schni Schna Schnappi Lyrics

As a friend was kind enough to dump a full album and music video of this tragic piece of work into a my folder on a shared drive, I thought I would do him a favour and provide him with the translated english lyrics to his new favourite song, as well as this fabulous pic...
On this topic, I would be very keen to hear from anyone who can explain how the FCUK this song ended up at #2 on the New Zealand top 40 Singles....


I am Schnappi the small crocodile,
come from Egypt am located directly at the Nile.
First I lay in an egg, then schni schna snatched myself I freely.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
have sharp teeth and of it completely beautifully much.
I snatch yourself which I snatch can, snatch too because I so well can.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnappi
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
I snatch gladly that is my favourite play.
I creep to the mummy ran, and show it as I to snatch can!
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnappi
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch

I are Schnappi the small crocodile,
and from snatching there war I not too much.
I bite the Papi briefly in the leg, and then, then I fall asleep simply.
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch
schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi snatch


I hate Schnappi

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Fark! Photoshop This Ugly Mug

Due to unprecedented requests for a photoshop contest, I challenge you all to do your worst with this ugly mug! Winner will receive all sorts of fabulous Gawy merchandise!
Gawy

Today's Gawy Spotting

Thanks to a loyal Gawy follower, we obtained this pic of him doing his grocery shopping this morning...

Star Wars Episode III - Class or A$$?

Well I saw the highly anticipated Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith last night, and I can't say I was impressed at all with the way Lucas finally tied everything together. Since I'm interested in seeing what others thought (and because I wanted to play with polls) I have added a poll. So get voting and feel free to elaborate on your thoughts in the comments on this post :o)

Edit: Just found this brilliant site regarding the parallels of the Force to Christianity... Yay for google ads :o/

Monday, May 23, 2005

Gawy Gallery Mega Edition

Please take the time out to view a few snapshots from Gawy's colourful past...

Gawy and The Band
gawy

Gawy at a recent St Patrick's Day Underwear Party
gawy

Gawy at his Geekz Anonymouz Frat Party


Gawy and Da Cru circa 1980z


Gawy scores a Marvelous try for New Zealand!


Gawy while still a Padawan Learner


Gawy after his Fall To The Dark Side...


Sunday, May 22, 2005

Oompa Loompa Sighting

The Chemistry dance party held last night at Britomart train station had a surprising twist - a real life Oompa Loompa was spotted there, and I bring you exclusive photographic evidence that Oompa Loompas do in fact exist and enjoy getting hot and sweaty on the dancefloor... Unfortunately the only camera that was apparently on hand was on some crap phone so the quality isn't so great. This will all be irrelevant to Gawy of course, and now he can be sure his quest for a hot Oompa Loompa fcuk buddy will hopefully pay off!



Phishing for Spam

I received an interesting phishing type spam email this weekend, it was possibly the only spam email I have ever actually enjoyed receiving. I eagerly clicked on the enclosed link just dying to enter my internet banking login details, but got a damned 404-type message. The other weird thing about it, is that it appears to be pointing to a real bank's website, though since I'm not from the USA I really have no idea. Also, the one liner that was underneath the hyperlinked gif is just bizzare. The whole scam appears to have no purpose so fark knows what it's supposed to mean. Anyway, here it is for the enjoyment of everyone...

Southbank Phisherman

Rock Music in 1966 my name is Don't worry Romeo

Rainy Mankini Day

The sh1t weather Auckland is experiencing today has killed any plans I had for getting out of the house, so I am still stuck here floating between the PC, Gamecube & Nintendo DS. Thanks to FGL I have re-implemented the blogger comments and nuked the Haloscan comments. I had planned to wander over to the nearest PC supplies shop to purchase a new crossover cable, to connect my Gamecube up to the PC in the hope of succeeding with the elusive PSO-BBA trick. This allows the lucky broadband adapter owner to "stream" backed up games from the PC to the Gamecube, and although it seems time consuming, it's a lot cheaper (well to me anyway) than modifying the Gamecube to play games backed up to mini DVD-R discs. Looks like it will have to wait til later, I suppose in the meantime I always have Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.

On the topic of Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, I placed an order for this promo tee via my favourite canadian online gaming store, and was horrified to be told that they only had size L, not XL as previously advertised. They cancelled my order, but after some consideration I ordered the L size anyway, since I have it on good authority that american sizing tends to be slightly larger than ours. Even if it doesn't fit, I'm sure it will do well on trademe...

Wa Wa Potatoes

I have followed FGL's recommendation that I add Haloscan's trackback to the blog. Unfortunately I now need to get the blogger commenting system back and remove the Haloscan commenting system as it pisses me off, and also since all the old blogger comments are now hidden. I'm sure I'll be able to get this fixed today. I also noticed that FGL has implemented the Technorati tagging system, and I have decided to do the same. I'm interested to see how it works out. I'll be testing it after this post.

Free text weekends are still in full force. I have received far too much spam, and have been giving it back tenfold. I'll be interested to see if Vodafone NZ actually bother to enforce the whole "If you excessively use the Vodafone Free TXT weekends, it may result in the suspension of services" though I doubt I have yet pushed the limit of it, but I bet someone somewhere already has... I also noticed this morning that Vodafone have this wonderful page to help even the most retarded of people identify "Hoax Texts" - wow :D

Friday, May 20, 2005

The Mac...

The Mac

It's Friday!

The Hoff is a s3xy piece of m3at

Thursday, May 19, 2005

WTF Auction of the Galaxy

With Star Wars mania now reaching a climax with the release of Episode III, it would seem that Anakin is no longer in need of his "good jedi" coloured light saber. The questions and answers on this one are great! Go Anakin!

While I'm on the topic of Star Wars, The Hoff was kind enough to alert me to the existance of this fabulous Yoda outfit for your precious pooch. Or if your pet is feeling the power of the dark side, then maybe this one will be more appropriate.


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

What Kind of Blogger Are You?

Don't you just love these? They're always soooo accurate!


Diary By Candlelight
You are a Diary Blogger.

Your blog is your online diary. Sure
you've changed a name here or there, but
there's enough info there that someone with
enough time could figure out who you are. And
secretly that thrills you, because secretly you
want an agent to discover your blog and offer
you a book deal. You aspire to be the next
Dooce, only maybe without having to lose your
job first.

What Kind of Blogger Are You?
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The Hoff x FGL

Oh how I lurve revenge!
Go the happy couple

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

More Flying Green Leprachaun

This time I figured I would take a pic of Flying Green Leprachaun hanging out today in his regular clothes again, since he has the week off work.
Flying Green Leprachaun

What Kind Of Post Modernist Are You?

gender nazi
You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing
lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and
colleagues. Or maybe they're just scared you
will kick their asses for using gender-specific
language. Either way, the wife-beater helps.


What kind of postmodernist are you!?
brought to you Flying Green Leprachaun

Things I Have Learnt Today Cont...

Just when I thought there was nothing left for me to learn today, I learnt that overeating is now sexy as hell. Keep eating Gawy!

Oh and I also learnt that McDonalds are unable to sell their Caesar Chicken Deli Subs without their manky caramelised onions, but don't bother telling you until you have been waiting for at least 10 minutes. Freaks. They are also all utter retards but I knew that already.

Things I Have Learnt Today

The NZ Herald news has taught me a lot today.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Raspberry Coke Continued...

Not only is the raspberry coke auction flooded with more retarded questions, but some freak from Auckland is trying to sell it to Americans on ebay.
This question is dedicated to Flying Green Leprachaun as I am sure he will appreciate this brilliant spelling.

i want to appoligise to the person answering alot of these stupied questions are people that dumb to ask these questions bring back cherry coke?like whats that about man there are some mongols out there!!!!!!!
posted by: sheika (20 ) 3:34 pm, Mon 16 May

I find it interesting that this person calls all these other people mongols with speeling like that.

In unrelated news, here is Flying Green Leprachaun last friday night. The fact that I can even remember taking this photo is somewhat impressive. And that I still have the camera...

WTF Auction of the Week - Raspberry Coke Edition


This week's WTF auction is very WTF indeed! May I present to you, one of what I would say is the most overpriced 600ml bottles of soft drink known to man, the first bottle of raspberry coke in the world! Go Trademe for attracting so many weird auctions!

With any of these WTF auctions, the best part is always the stacks of completely retarded questions that hopeless n00bs seem to ask. Here's some of my favourites...

wont this bottle go flat in a couple of years.... how can plastic hold its carbonation? it will be all squishy and worthless?????????? posted by: orie (311 ) 3:37 pm, Fri 13 May

The bottles are collectors items. While they may be drunk, it is expected that the purchaser will retain them in the plastic display case in which they come. This means they will always be verified as authentic and will be able to be re-sold if the purchaser desires. The winning bidder will also recieve a bottle of each variety for the specific purpose of tasting.

My son wants to know why they stopped making cherry coke? He loved it! posted by: tower (68 ) 5:35 pm, Fri 13 May

Questions like this are best directed at Coca-Cola's free phone line 0800 COCA COLA.

A lot of my mates have also been asking for a Vegimite Coke flavor. Any chance of bringing this out in the near future. I would be keen to put bids on this to get a first bottle off the line! posted by: donalstuart (715 ) 8:28 pm, Fri 13 May

I'll put your suggestion forward!

Hi, I'm a bit confused because on the new zealand coca cola website the have a competition for you and 3 mates to be the first people to try the drink but i thought this auction was for that privelige? posted by: mafu1 (52 ) 10:50 am, Sat 14 May

The competition is for these winners to be "one" of the first people to try Coca-Cola Raspberry. They will try it ten days before it goes on sale to the public. If the winning bidder is located in New Zealand, they will recieve the drinks before the winners of this competition making them the first consumer in the world to try the product.

Why do you not answer all your questions? The man selling the ciggarette butt did, and he had pages of them. Just curious :), Vicki. posted by: v_kendall (102 ) 9:09 pm, Sat 14 May

These questions are being answered during working hours only, hence the delay over the weekend :) of course we will endeavour to answer all questions.

wow it must be annoying when you get alot of Q's from people who are slow and dont know how to read ! anyway cant wait for the new flavour ! its about time ,i know the nz public have been asking for this for years !hopefully it becomes a classic ,cheers!!! :> posted by: holdenss (214 ) 1:06 pm, Mon 16 May

Thank you for your kind words!

(And now for my favourite of all...)

Will the winning bid determine the retail price?? If so, how do you expect people to put $3000+ into a vending machine? Sorry, but that's a crazy price and noone will pay it. Especially poor students (me). What's going on at the marketing dept at coke? posted by: shoutwebdaniel (236 ) 12:26 pm, Mon 16 May

Please read our listing description again. This is a one-off auction to raise money for Youthline. Coca-Cola Raspberry and Diet Coke with Rasberry will be available to the public from May 30th. Coke Raspberry ($2.40 RRP for 600ml) and Diet Coke with Raspberry ($2.40 RRP for 600ml) is available for a limited time. The flavour will also be available in cans, 1.5 litre and 2.25 litre packs.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Mankini to the Extreme

Just when you thought I had forgotten about the good old mankini, here's one of the best yet! This mankini really does it for me, and I'm sure its ultra comfortable. I'm going to get Gawy one for christmas, he'd totally love a new mankini.

Gawy